This is Caroline. Isn’t she gorgeous?
I first saw her when she entered the library with her little girl in her arms, and walked right into the wall. Talk about clumsy. She got my attention right away. She’s just got to be interesting.
She got bored with our conversation and started reading a book. So I went right over to her house and stole her stove. Ha ha! I kill myself.
See the red circle I drew where the stove was? Her husband didn’t even notice. Maybe he’s not too bright.
She actually called me on the phone while I was there and we had a nice chat. I couldn’t make this shit up.
“I’m in your house stealing your stuff!”
I hope she gets a new one. After all, I want to make friends with her. I like the stove, though. It’s better than my old one, and I don’t burn food quite as often.
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