Oh, crap. I've GOT to learn to cook better. I actually set the whole oven on fire while I was cooking breakfast this morning.
Thank goodness I always keep a fire extinguisher around.
I'm going to have to get lucky and steal a new stove pretty soon or I'm going to be living on salads and peanut butter sandwiches. I happen to love peanut butter sandwiches, but they're bound to get old, know what I mean?